"Now that sounds like a deal. Who's going to judge?"
I shrugged. "We can have Kitty judge when she comes in to pick up the cookies for the crew tomorrow, right?"
"Sounds good to me. You're on." Owen's eyes gleamed with a challenge.
"Get ready to lose," I declared loftily.
WE SPENT THE AFTERNOON IN a cookie-off. I started off with a tried-and-true—chocolate chip cookies. Of course, Owen had to show me up and made some sort of 'twice dipped' biscotti thing that he said was coated with ganache.
I said I didn't even know what ganache was, and that we didn't eat sissy stuff like that in Boston, and only dudes that wore cupcakes on their chests would know what the hell ganache was.
So then we had another food fight, but this one was full of giggling and flour, and cookies shoved down each other's front. I ended up with ganache all in my bra before I conceded defeat...but only on the food fight front.
From there, we went to stages. I decided to make gingerbread men.
Owen decided to make divinity in the shape of stars.
I decided to make sugar cookies in fun Christmas shapes.
He made something called snowflake drops that melted in your mouth.
The f**ker just didn't play fair. At all.
By the end of the day, my stomach was aching from taste-testing both my own creations and his. We had plate after plate of cookies, and I had to concede defeat even before they went out the door. Mine were questionable at best. His were gorgeous creations. I admit that watching him work distracted me. Owen had great big football-player hands, but they were surprisingly delicate and could ice a curly mustache onto a gingerbread man with expertise.
My gingerbread men looked more like rancid hobos that had been caught in a blender. Sigh.
So I did the dishes that night, though Owen had swung by to help me. It was only fair, he said, since he dirtied a lot more bowls than I did with his ornate creations. It wasn't my fault, he told me, that I only knew how to make stuff that had one-step instructions.
So then we had a suds-and-dishwater fight.
AFTER BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING, we were in the living room, drinking our coffees and just hanging out. I was still poking at my notes for Termite 3, since it wasn't truly coming together just yet. "I'm not sure how he gets from California to Alaska," I told Owen. "He's hideously deformed so it's not like he can take a plane."
"Put him on a train," Owen said, stretched out on the couch opposite me, coffee mug in hand.
I rolled my eyes. "I can't put him on a train, either. Did you not hear the part I said about hideously deformed? Wait…is that how is it you get around?" I fluttered my eyelashes at him. “Tell me how it works for you.”
He tossed a throw pillow at me.
I ducked, giggling.
We'd gone from abject hatred to a competitive sort of friendship. I had to admit that it was fun to taunt Owen. He gave as good as I did.
"A train," he repeated, as if I were the slow one here. "You know, like hobos do in the movies. They climb onto an open car when it's at a stop and ride all the way to wherever it takes them. Problem solved."
"Oh. That's pretty good, actually." I wrote a few notes down. "I might have to use that."
"I could totally write a horror movie better than you," he said smugly.
I snorted. "Dream on. You don't have the patience to sit down and write seventy five pages of dialogue and scene blocking, Cupcake, so don't even start."
"Well, Boston," he said, enunciating my nickname. "I think I'm better at you than most stuff."
"You would think that."
"You ever built a snowman?" He gestured at the snow-laden grounds outside. Heavy drifts blanketed the land surrounding the lodge. "I bet I could build a better snowman than you any day."
"I wouldn't build a snowman," I told him. "I'm an equal opportunity builder. I'd have to make a snow lady. And she'd be a better snow lady than whatever you could come up with."
"Sounds like a dare to me."
"Winner gets the hot water?" I hated the cold showers.
"You're on," he said, and bounded up from the couch.
FIVE
I’m not hating this whole ‘Loser Lodge’ thing, I have to admit. But Luna’s being kind of thick-headed. How many times do I have to pick a fight with the girl to get her to realize I want to kiss her? – Owen MacIntosh, to Kitty
"I'M SO GLAD THE TWO of you are getting along now," Kitty said, smiling at me as she brought in the groceries one morning. "I felt really guilty that you guys were left out in the cold when it comes to the whole jury thing."
"It's okay," I told her. I was over it. Mostly. "You brought the s'mores?" Owen had said I couldn't make a s'more properly, so I had resolved to show him just how great a s'more maker I was.
"I did."
"Great. What's in the other bag?" Kitty normally only brought one bag with her, but today she had a second one.
"It's some Christmas stuff. You guys haven't decorated or anything."
I regarded the bag as if it would bite me. "I'll, um, see if Owen wants to." I hadn't brought it up. I wasn't interested in Christmas.
Kitty sensed my lack of enthusiasm, and her eager face looked a little unhappy. "Well, no one says you have to decorate, I suppose. I just thought you might be bored." She glanced around. "Where's Owen?"