I stroke the gramophone a bit. I’m really liking how it feels under my fingers. I may sleep with it on my pillow tonight. “I actually had an offer from my father to join the family business in Maine—building boats. So I suspect all the lobstermen in Maine can be grateful tonight because I probably would have been an abysmal boat builder.”
Then a petite young reporter with blond hair clipped tightly in a twist and a lip gloss smile says, “Was there one thing in particular that made you decide to stay in the music business, Jane?”
She cocks her head to the side, pen poised, innocently waiting for the answer. I half want to say, Did you listen to the album? ’Cause all my reasons are there in vinyl, sister.
But of course, I’m still high right now, still delirious. So I don’t say that. I can’t say that. Instead, I offer, “There were some personal circumstances that led me to keep singing.”
Personal circumstances being a broken heart. Just a few months before Aidan left me, I had been seriously contemplating what to do next. I hadn’t had a hit album. I was barely making enough money from music to get by. Was it time to get a real job? Avril Lavigne was a tender seventeen when she hit pay dirt, Joss Stone a whole year younger. I was nearly twenty-eight, with a family, with zero hits, and simply praying that the rent-controlled building Aidan, Ethan, and I lived in at the time wouldn’t turn co-op so I could afford to keep chasing the dream. Then Aidan gave me the inspiration of a lifetime, the pain I needed to finally be good.
The publicist points to another journalist, a woman who’s about my age and works for a national magazine. “Jane, can you talk about why you think this album has been so successful?”
I push an errant strand of hair off my cheek, then answer. “When you look back at things in your life that really hurt, sometimes the easiest thing to do is put a song on, right? I guess I finally wrote something meaningful enough for people to blast in the car.”
There are more questions—how does it feel to win (electrifying), what will you do next (I volunteered for library duty at my son’s school this Wednesday, so that’s the next thing on my to-do list), what was going through your head in the moments before (um, well, not swearing onstage)? I could stay here all night, with this glass of water, holding this trophy. I could answer questions until my voice turns croaky. I’m still glowing.
“Jane, in your final song on Crushed, in ‘Something Like Normal,’ you sing about opening the door, walking out and finding something like normal. There’s a lovely sort of hopefulness of finding love again.”
It’s Harrigan. I look at him as he sets up his question, taking in the crisp black tie, the cut of the suit, the little sliver of white handkerchief peeking out of the pocket so properly, then his dark hair and dark blue eyes. So ridiculously handsome that it’s almost not fair. As if that sort of good-looking should be outlawed. “Is there anyone in the wings and do you believe it’s possible to love like that again?”
I laugh, a truly self-deprecating one. I have to, really. “Definitely not anyone in the wings. Actually, I’m trying to see if I can set a new record in the music industry for celibacy,” I say, doing my best to keep the press corps entertained. “The Guinness Book of World Records might be getting in touch with me soon, I’ve heard.”
There are a few dutiful chuckles. Then I pause to consider his second question and to give that one a serious answer. Sure, I’ve entertained the occasional not-safe-for-work thought about Matthew, as many women do. I’d imagined my hands in his hair, on his arms, under his shirt. His voice in my ear, whispering all sorts of sexy things he’d do to me. But he’s off-limits. He’s a critic, so I can’t go there with him. Besides, he’s not asking about sex. Why yes, I’d love to have fantastic, toe-curling sex, please sign me up. He’s asking about love, and that’s a whole different story.
I look down at this fabulous golden thing of joy in my hand. I could write an ode to this little baby. I am happy now, in this moment, completely happy. But love? Crazy-in-love, write-a-song-about-it love? I don’t know if I even want to believe it’s possible anymore. However, just for tonight, I’m not going to be cynical or sad or jaded.
“Yes. I do believe it’s possible.”
Then his question fades and there’s only one more. I hear a familiar voice, an unmistakable nasally whine. I know instantly it’s Jonas Applebaum.
Jonas started his website JonasRipsMusic four or five years ago in his parents’ basement and still lives there. The name of his online “zine,” as he calls it, is meant to be a double entendre, but he mostly just rips musicians, not even their music, but their clothes, their hair, their significant others. A few weeks after Crushed was released he wrote, “Black could have shown a little more boob on the album cover.” Yeah, that’s what I want to do—show more cle**age, when I already worship at the altar of the genius who invented push-up bras.
“Jane,” he begins slowly, clearly enjoying the taste of my name in his mouth, as if he’s rolling it around on his tongue like a maraschino cherry. “You’ve been notoriously quiet about why your marriage ended,” he says, as if notoriously is a bad word.
Reflexively, I shake my head, self-protective instincts kicking in. I know what’s coming next. I can feel every single muscle in my body tighten.
I haven’t talked about why my marriage ended. But that’s because I was barely a D-list celebrity at the time. No one asked. I was an afterthought, even in the indie music blogosphere. Even Jonas’s notoriously spiteful site didn’t mention that I’d been dumped on my ass or why. When the album was released a few months later and rose up the charts, the reviews, like Harrigan’s, did start to mention that the songs stemmed from the breakup of my marriage. Still, I didn’t trot out the gory details, nor did anyone ask for them. I am a private person. I don’t want the world to know my personal business.