Between the regrets I already had and the ones I was scared of having, life was starting to feel like an obstacle course of remorse.
“Okay. I’ll go.”
She squealed, and I swear my brain screamed in protest.
Quieter, she said, “Sorry. Got excited. You won’t regret this Kelsey. We’re going to find some hot swimwear, and this will be the highlight of your trip. Just wait.”
She was right. I just needed to get rid of this headache, and I’d be able to think a little clearer.
And maybe I would take it easy tonight. I could have fun at this party without alcohol. My liver could probably do with a bit of a break.
I’d help her get Tau and find a guy of my own. Then I’d be back on track, and could move forward.
Jenny, John, Tau, and I bought wristbands that allowed us entry into all of the baths and covered our transportation between the different venues. We shucked our cover-ups, checked our things, and then walked into what I could only assume was an alternate universe.
I’d opted against the sleazy bikini that had first caught my eye, and instead had bought a black-and-white wraparound number that crisscrossed over my chest, wrapped around my rib cage, and then crisscrossed at the small of my waist once more before tying to my bikini bottoms at each hip. I looked hot, but fashionable; and in the sea of skimpy triangles, I stood out as a challenge, which was exactly my intention.
This venue flashed with neon lights, thumped with remixed techno music, and shone with, dear Jesus, so much skin. I saw bikinis and Speedos and even an acrobat hanging from the ceiling. And the cherry on top? There were fire dancers along the edges of the open pool. As in people . . . dancing with flames. Serious insanity.
Set against mosaic tiles and marble columns, I felt like I’d time traveled back to the hedonistic festivals I’d studied in theatre history in honor of the Greek god Dionysus; though, I didn’t know enough to know if the architecture was Greek or Roman inspired, so I suppose it could have been Bacchus. Either way, it was like Woodstock meets Sea World meets Cirque du Soleil.
AKA f**king crazy pants.
“Is this for real?” Jenny asked.
“Right?” I stood, staring in awe. “Somebody pinch me.”
A man with a horrendously hairy chest and a Speedo so tight it was probably cutting off circulation passed by me at that moment, and did just that. I yelped and held a hand to my ass, gawking at his retreating back.
Jenny laughed. “Maybe this place is magic, and whatever we say comes true. Ryan Gosling, please!”
We waited.
The acrobat hanging from the top of the dome above the bath dropped backward, hanging on to her hoop with only her knees, but no celebrities magically appeared.
Jenny snapped her fingers. “Too bad. This is still pretty awesome, though.”
Awesome didn’t even begin to cover it. This was . . . incredible.
“Thanks for making me come.”
Jenny smiled. “Like I would have let you miss this!”
The guys seemed to be enjoying it too, though their eyes were glued more to bikinis than the visuals and pyrotechnics.
We walked farther into the room, past a bar and toward the steam-clouded bath. There were men and women of all shapes and sizes. A short guy with blond hair shouted and took a running leap into the water. He landed a few feet away from a chubby guy with a floaty around his waist like a neon green donut. My eyes kept catching on the girl curled around the hoop hanging from the top of the bath’s domed ceiling. It reminded me of one of those bird cages, with the circular perch in the middle. I kept waiting for her to sprout wings and fly.
Then there were the abs . . . sweet baby Jesus, it was like there was a factory with a conveyor belt spitting them out because they just kept coming. I didn’t even know where to begin. It was a buffet of well . . . buffness, and I was about to be guilty of gluttony.
“Should we get drinks?” Jenny asked.
I shook my head. “I’m okay. Let’s check out the water first.”
I took my first step into the bath, and I may have let out a strangled moan at the delicious heat. I smiled at Jenny and said, “Bet they don’t have things like this in Canada.”
“Are you kidding? I would still be in Canada if we had shit like this.”
I sank in the bath up to my waist and closed my eyes in satisfaction. The water lapped at my chest, and I could feel the tension in my muscles unraveling.
“Can I spend the rest of my life here?” I asked.
“You might get a bit pruney.”
“Worth it.”
We waded farther into the bath. There were bodies everywhere. People danced and laughed and splashed. With the heat and steam and music and lights—it was a sensual overload.
The guys waded into the water behind us, and I said, “Time to snag you your hot Aussie.”
Jenny smiled. “Patience. Trust me, I’ve been hanging out with him long enough to figure out, he needs a little push. A bit of jealousy should do the trick.”
I almost felt a little sorry for Tau. Jenny was gorgeous, all dark to my light. Dark hair, brown eyes, tanned skin. As she scanned the bath, I knew she wouldn’t have an issue finding someone to make Tau jealous over.
“And what are you looking to snag tonight?” she asked.
“Just a bit of adventure.”
A couple playing chicken toppled into the pool a few feet away, sending a wave of water over both of us.
“I think you’ve found it!” she shouted, wiping at her eyes.